Stick Figure Family T Shirt

This badass shirt - which portrays a stark and brutal truth - is not to be worn by hippies, sissies, or any male who prefers to drive a mini-van. See, here's the thing. People don't really give a shit that little Johnny is an honor student. Nobody cares about your stick figure family!

And why put that on your vehicle anyway? Never heard of PERSEC?

C'mon people! There's a reason that gunner in the up-armored Humvee is chasing you.

Nobody cares about your stick figure family

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Not intended for people who still think s red dot sight is a bad idea.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Looks great under any of the best plate carrier options out there (or for that matter the worst ones)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Not MOLLE compatible
• Side-seamed

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